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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 25 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:22 pm | |
| I smile and turn my attention back to the movie. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:23 pm | |
| "Is this beer?" I say seeing some in his fridge | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 25 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:24 pm | |
| I look back over, "Yeah it is...why?" | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:11 pm | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 25 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:48 pm | |
| "What,would it be like your first beer ever?" I ask, alittle curious. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:50 pm | |
| "No I've had a few it helps zone out Adam's nagging and my parents fighting and well pretty much my family." | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 25 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:51 pm | |
| I chuckle alittle, "Well go ahead and have one, and bring me one too please?" | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:52 pm | |
| "Okay." I say grabbing one in each hand and closing the fridge then walk over shut off the lights then go back to the bed plop down and hand Corey his | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 25 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:53 pm | |
| "Thank you." I say to her. I crack open the bottle and take a drink fron it. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:55 pm | |
| I open mine and take a drink | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 25 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:58 pm | |
| I take another drink and watch the TV. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:59 pm | |
| "If I get drunk don't take advantage of it." I tell him taking a swig of it | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 25 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:02 pm | |
| "Same goes for you missy." I grin, "And if anything saucy actually happens it'd be because we were both drunk as shit." | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:03 pm | |
| "Yeah."
((5 bottles later))
"Hehe." I start laughing because I'm so drunk | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 25 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:04 pm | |
| I laugh aswell and look at Jess, "I thi.....I think I had on....one to many drinks...." | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:06 pm | |
| "Nawwww" I say then drunkly get up | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 25 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:07 pm | |
| "Yes I did...I can't even remember how many drinks I haddddd...." I chuckle alittle more. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:09 pm | |
| "You know what I want to try out some of the stripper stuff my sister taught me turn on some music." I say drunkly walking infront of the bed | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 25 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:10 pm | |
| "Stripper stuff...fine, fine..." I stand up and turn on my music player. I go back to the bed and sit down. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:11 pm | |
| I start to do some really good stripper moves and shit for him | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 25 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:12 pm | |
| "You're good at that...you know..." I finish off my sixth drink and watch Jess. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:13 pm | |
| "Compliment my sister she taught me them." I say after finnishing and go back to the bed topless "I'm horney." | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 25 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:14 pm | |
| "Are you? I hadn't noticed." I say chuckling. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:15 pm | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 25 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:17 pm | |
| My eyebrows raise, part of my non-drunk mind told me not to take advantage of her, I say to her, "We should do it, but you'll be mad at me again when we're sober....plus I don't have any protection...." | |
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